The doctor will see you now. I'm sure many of you by now have met our lovely doctors around the island in the TEC1 protected trading towns. Well, the reason these doctors have been chosen to tend to you scumbags is highly classified.
However, it seems some of you scumbags think that TEC1 have been running experiments on some prisoners. As a TEC1 employee I must confirm that this is not true, we are a respected establishment who care for all our prisoners equally.
We would like to take this time to instead inform all prisoners on the island that we are currently collecting certain body parts from the puppets. All puppets are being disposed of humanely even though they are not human anymore. We are not preforming any experiments but instead training junior doctors in plastic surgery which is why we can offer it so cheaply to our inmates, so we have come up with an incentive for you! Whoever brings in the most body parts is also set for a reward from these doctors the person with the most body parts is said to get three phoenix tears and 25,000 dollars, the second 2 phoenix tears and 15,000 and the third is set to get one phoenix tear and 10,000. The body parts they are looking for are:
Puppet Eyes - 2000 Scum Bucks each As a TEC1 employee I can understand that you prisoners may need some gossip or wild stories to pass your time but know that everything is above board….
Runs throughout August. Until Wednesday 31st August. Items must be sold to the general goods trader.